Here's what I have to contend with.
Scene: Kitchen. Late afternoon. Mom just beginning to cook the evening meal.
Enter: Lulu, obviously in pain
Lulu: Ow, my eye! It burns! It buuuurrrnnnnsss!!!!!!
Me (nonplussed--accustomed to theatrics): What happened?
Lulu: I got soap in it!!!!!
Me (ready to get back to cooking dinner): Put a wet washcloth on it.
Enter: Little sister
Pey (smug and feeling highly superior to her sister and tattles in a sing song manner): Lulu was putting magic marker on her eyes.
Me: Why on earth would you put magic marker on your eyes??
Lulu: It's ok! It's the washable magic markers.
Me: Once again, with a drawer full of Sephora makeup, why on earth would you put magic marker on your eyes???
Lulu (shrugging): Not sure. I had some time to kill.